Friday, November 11, 2005

Republican Contradictions

Liberate a Country - Good
Liberals - Bad (also Civil Liberties)

Democracy - Good
Democrats - Bad

Fundamentalism - Good (if Christian)
Fundamentalsim - Bad (if not)

Justice - Good (if "bringing bin Laden to Justice")
Justice - Bad (Activist Judges & Enemy Combatant's justice in Guantanamo Bay)

Nuclear Weapons - Good (ours)
Nuclear Weapons - Bad (if not)

Chemical Weapons - Good (White Phosphorus, Depleted Uranium)
Chemical Weapons - Bad (Those that Saddam used, which we gave to him)

Freedom - Good (in theory, and freedom fries)
Freedom - Bad (security threat)

Law - Good (you must obey)
Law - Bad (Geneva Convention, for example)

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